Waxlian Fur for President


 

That's right folks, our good deacon Waxlian Fur has decided to throw in his top hat and run for the presidency. Hail Eris! He intends to run with Pigasus as his Vice President. The Deacon's stances on the issues...are his own. He suggests you get some of your own too.


Waxlian Fur promises to Causes Waxlian Fur believes in

I promise to do my best to do my duty to Eris and her country.

I promise to be unfair to everyone that doesn't deserve a cucumber in their right ear. Facial Hair Lovers Anonymous
I promise to stand tall against the winds of normallity and be upright when sleeping.

Come back soon for more campaign info.

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