Headless Monkey Cabal
The Infinite Wisdom of Dan Quayle
"The other day [the President] said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. (He paused, then said) Would you like a puppy?" - Dan Quayle, quotes in the LA Times 5/21/89

The Infinite Wisdom of Woody Allen

"Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage." - Woody Allen

Pic of the Week

  Where's the Golden Worm?