The Infinite Wisdom of Dan Quayle   "Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here." - Dan Quayle, Hawaii, September 1989 |
The Infinite Wisdom of Woody Allen  "There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more." - Woody Allen |