Application for membership in
the Headless Monkey Cabal
All fields are required.
Sneaky Questions to Establish personality traits.
Since 1937, from how many jobs have you been fired?
One or Two
Three to Five
Six to Ten
Eleven to Fifty
Fifty-one or more
Have you ceased raping little children? If yes, give reason.
In the last 3 months, have you got a haircut? If yes, give reason.